Written interpretation of Nate's tooth fairy letter:
"Dear Toothfairy, I tried to clean my tooth (really, really, really, really...crossed out 4 times) good but it still has blood on it! I hope I get $6.00 bucks for it! Sorry for beging (arrow for next page). Sorry I crunched them in there. Ok it was play legos, play with friends and restiling (meant to be wrestling) with my dad. Always wishing for a phone that is black and it has a key bord like my mom's phone. (then he puts Name: Nate on there...as if the toothfairy might not possibly know his name :-) ).
Continued on...TOOTHFAIRY "I have a webkinz...look at the ganz tag (Nate made a collar for his cocker spanial webkinz...I'm assuming that is what a "ganz tag" is) and the W on it's foot! (arrow) DON'T TAKE THE WEBKINZ! PLEASE! I'm showing you the webkinz if you don't know what it is! and you play online with it! you have to buy one at? (oh online) www.webkinz.com.
"Write back on these 2 pages please! (Two pages are then provided for the toothfairy to write his/her response).
You know...I'm thinking A) The toothfairy is leaving a lot more money these days than when I was growing up...I was lucky to get $1! B) Not sure the toothfairy is interested in webkinz...or that the toothfairy steals things from kids while leaving the money...LOL! C) I'm not sure that clean teeth are a requirement for the toothfairy to leave money. D) One thing I do know is that the toothfairy...LOVES to get notes like this & will cherish them forever!

3 comments:
I am dying!! So, so funny! What a sweet and smart little boy you have.
Hilarious! I love the letter. :)
that is too funny! probably the longest letter to the tooth fairy i have ever seen.
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